Novo Attracts big crowd to Cappielow (including the Easdale brothers)

  For all those Rangers supporting "Morton" fans who boosted the crowd on Saturday against Hamilton. Another little parody of the new Lottery tune.





I've got a ticket
A Golden ticket
From Dougie Wonka's, Factoree
I'll bring a friend,
Stay to the end

Singing, Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka- day.

We came for a snatch
At Novo Nach
A wee bit of, historee
He'll be in the box 
Not at Ibrox

Singing, Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka- day.

 

Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day Morton 0 Alloha 1

Yes folks supporting Morton is a bit of a lottery and for those younger supporters life changing. 
So I thought a little parody of the new Lottery tune would cheer you all up. Please add more versus, fill your boots. Well at least we can fill we Archie's boots because he cannie use them!!!

1. Were on the bottom
    The team is rotton
    We have no money
    The club is skint,
    The fans revolting
    The team keeps folding

    Singing, Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka- day.

2. Auld Dougie’s past it
    We Moore’s no tactics
    The defence it shat it
    Points doon the drain,
    Time for relegation
    For Rae’s long vacation

    Singing, Ooh-wakka- doo- wakka- day.

Stars of '79

And for all you fans of the Stars of '79

Parody of 'Walks Like Rhianna' copyright J.Brady

HE CAN'T JUMP
HE CAN'T PASS
HE CAN'T SHOOT
HE WALKS LIKE MA GRANDA'

The Three Degrees give it laldy

Give us a clue Crawford