Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day Morton 0 Alloha 1

Yes folks supporting Morton is a bit of a lottery and for those younger supporters life changing. 
So I thought a little parody of the new Lottery tune would cheer you all up. Please add more versus, fill your boots. Well at least we can fill we Archie's boots because he cannie use them!!!

1. Were on the bottom
    The team is rotton
    We have no money
    The club is skint,
    The fans revolting
    The team keeps folding

    Singing, Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka- day.

2. Auld Dougie’s past it
    We Moore’s no tactics
    The defence it shat it
    Points doon the drain,
    Time for relegation
    For Rae’s long vacation

    Singing, Ooh-wakka- doo- wakka- day.